AISubs v3.7
This is a talk variety aimed at Doradoro's new factory.
Have you ever met someone who said, "Wow, this person was a soloist"?
Oh, you're pulling it out again.
Even if it's about three pushes...
It's a shampoo!
It's amazing that you can move forward to the third stage.
Thank you very much.
It's amazing! The camera is calling you!
It's amazing!
It will be aired tonight.
Please enjoy Doradoro and Doraemon's rough appearance.
You're great!
In addition...
Morisaki and Shitani's plan continues!
It's my first time drawing a bra.
It's so difficult! Can I draw it again?
Is it no good?
It's so difficult!
Doradoro's new factory meeting.
Cut!
That's right. We have some wonderful guests today.
First of all, Mizuki Takanashi.
Hello, Mizuki-su. I'm Mizuki Takanashi. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
The second guest is Ichika Miri. Nice to meet you.
I'm Ichika Miri of "Bakunin Koukiatsuko" and "Bust 100cm Eyecup" which was born in Chiba Prefecture.
Nice to meet you.
That's a great eyecup.
Wow, it's 100cm.
It's 100cm.
Hey, cameraman, please appeal to the camera.
That's amazing.
It looks very soft.
I heard that you had a big chest since you were in middle school.
That's right. Until then, I didn't really care about it, but around middle school,
girls around me told me about it.
When I became a high school student, I went to a proper underwear store for the first time.
Then, I was told that I had a big chest.
I wondered if I had a big chest since I was in middle school.
Is it a big issue for middle school and high school students?
Boys don't say it at that age, do they?
Maybe.
But, you must have been running in the endurance race.
I was running.
I saw you running a lot.
I'll look at you.
I'll look at you a lot.
I'll definitely look at you.
You may have been looking at me.
I'm sure you were looking at me.
You must have been popular.
When I was in middle school, I was popular at my peak.
What?
Everyone likes breasts.
Girls in their early 20s.
What about middle school and high school students?
Please tell me about it later.
The third person is...
Ms. Fuchigami Hikaru.
Thank you for coming.
I'm Fuchigami Hikaru, who is from Kumamoto.
Thank you for having me.
What did you say? Fuchigami Hikaru?
Fuchigami Hikaru.
In Kumamoto dialect, it means "cool".
Oh, you're from Kumamoto.
You do look cool.
Thank you for having me.
Profiling Gladol and others.
MC Hashimoto and Dokushi's eyes reveal their true selves.
Takanoshi's specialty is copying entertainers' stories.
It seems like that video is going viral now.
Actually, I watched it too.
Really? Thank you very much.
Not only I watched it, but it's going viral now.
I'm happy about it, but also embarrassed. Thank you very much.
Many entertainers do this.
Yes, many entertainers do it.
Today, I'd like you to join me.
Are you going to do it for me?
Are you sure?
Are you going to do it for me?
Do you do it in public sometimes?
No, it's my first time doing it in public.
I'm nervous now.
Takanoshi's specialty is copying entertainers' stories.
Sunshine Takanoshi, please come in.
Mizuki-chan, please come in.
Thank you for waiting for me.
You look cute.
It suits you.
Thank you very much.
Is it handmade?
Yes, it is.
I made it last night.
Did you make it for today?
Yes, I did.
The costume I wore before was my parents' costume.
How about it?
I didn't have a house to live alone, so I made it.
That's great.
I'd like you to show Mizuki-chan Sunshine Ikezaki's impersonation.
Go ahead.
She is a gravure idol with an incredible talent.
She loves gravure.
She is a woman who is loved by gravure.
Gradol, Mogura Joshi, Instagravure.
She is the mother of all gravure.
Yes, it's me.
From her excessive gravure potential,
Lisa Yosuki,
Masayaka Isoya,
Rina Hashimoto,
a woman whose life is at stake!
Not at stake, not at stake.
And me!
Height 163cm, weight 49kg,
savings of 120,000yen,
- That's not much! - Certificate number is 0881.
Everyone, listen up!
My wallet is in the dressing room!
Now is my chance!
I'll say it one more time.
0881!
Please remember it!
Yes, I revealed everything.
I am...
Sunshine...
Taka... Boko... Pen...
... Nashi...
Yeah!
Justice!
That's wonderful!
That felt good!
- It felt good! - It felt good!
It's been a while since I've been on a stand!
It's been a while!
Savings of 120,000yen.
Do you want it?
I'd like it if you gave it to me.
Certificate number is...
- 0881. - 0881.
- Boobies! - Boobies!
- Weren't you nervous? - I was a little bit, but...
I think it feels better to do it in front of people...
... than doing it alone on YouTube.
- That's amazing! - It felt good.
I think it's amazing!
It's pretty popular on YouTube, isn't it?
Yes, I'm grateful for it.
- I think it's amazing! - Thank you!
We got a lot of courage from you!
- I'm glad! - We got a lot of courage from you!
On the other hand, Miri-san and Fuchigami-san, do you have anything you can show us here?
- At the meeting, I was a little shy, but... - Yes!
- If you can do an impersonation... - Voice impersonation, right? - Yes, yes, yes!
- A voice impersonation of Crayon Shin-chan, right? - Yes, please.
Here we go!
Shin-no-suke-da-zu!
Like this, right?
It's like this, right?
No, I think it's similar.
But when you say it together, it's like "shin".
Ah, like that, right?
Why do you make me do it again?
Miri-chan's specialty is walking forward.
If you stretch it 100cm, won't it get in the way?
Where did you learn it?
Walking forward. I really like self defense force.
I like it so much that I learned it by myself.
Walking forward.
There's a first and a fifth.
I learned it by myself and started doing it.
If you don't mind, can you show us a little?
Yes, of course.
From first to third walking forward, it's all about speed.
First of all, there's no walking forward like this.
There's no such thing.
First of all, it's pretty high posture. It's like this.
Sexy.
Does it move?
You kick it with your hind legs and it moves like this.
This is the fastest one.
Second, you put your butt on it like this.
Third, you do like this.
You put your elbow on it.
It moves like this until the third.
Thank you.
Can you move forward a little more?
It's amazing. There are four cameras.
Fourth is this posture.
I'm holding a gun here.
Will it come out?
It looks okay.
I'm holding a gun like this and I'm moving forward with my elbow.
If you raise your heel at this time, you'll get shot, so your heel must be lowered.
This is about height.
Like this.
You're holding it with your boobs.
The back of your head is sexy, too.
Fifth is this posture.
You put your head on it.
You hold a gun like this and you're holding a gun like this.
It's amazing.
No matter how amazing it is, no one has ever seen it before.
Since it's a big deal, let's do the fourth one together.
Let's all learn the fourth step forward.
Lie down like this and put your heel on it.
I think my shoulders are a little wide.
Please put your heel on it.
Don't raise it. You'll get shot.
I think my elbow hurts right now, but when I move forward, I do like this.
Wow, that's amazing.
Like this with your elbow.
You're terrible.
Be careful not to get shot.
What should I do? Wait a minute.
It's not where you put your hand.
It wasn't where you put your hand.
How is it?
It's similar.
Like this.
But when I tried it, my chest was in the way.
That's true.
I thought it was nice to have breasts that you think are in the way.
So I gave up on aiming for J-team.
Oh, I see. Thank you very much.
Fuchigami is a candidate for Miss Young Champion 2021.
She says she has trouble with certain parts of her body.
You are a candidate for Miss Young Champion 2021.
Yes, I'm actually in the preliminary round now.
Now?
Well, there are a lot of candidates who have breasts that are in the way.
My eyes are a little small, so I'm pretty worried about the preliminary round.
Wow.
Not only your chest, but you have a lot of legs and styles.
I'm happy to hear that.
I was 16kg fat until two years ago.
What?
And I've lost 16kg in a year and maintained it.
You lost 16kg in a year?
Wow.
That's amazing.
I didn't know you could lose that much.
How did you lose 16kg?
I ate extremely spicy food every week.
Extremely spicy food?
Extremely spicy food.
Spicy food.
Like Moukotanben Nakamoto's five times as spicy as North Pole.
What?
I can't imagine it.
You can't eat North Pole?
No, you can't.
For me, five times is just right.
Is it just right?
Is it like, "It's delicious," or something like that?
You can eat delicious and spicy food while sweating.
My metabolism improved a lot.
And you lost 16kg?
16kg.
I lost 16kg in a year in total.
Didn't you lose your chest?
No.
Well, I had it.
A good size?
A good size.
"A good size? Isn't it worse?" I was told like that.
So you didn't lose your chest at all?
Yes, I did.
And I lost weight.
I'm already in "D" class.
"D" class?
"D" class.
I lost one cup of weight.
I see.
In terms of body size, "D" class doesn't fit you.
Right.
It's more like "chip" size for me.
In terms of personal life, "D" class might be good for you.
But on the other hand, you have a lot of "D" class.
I'd like you to tell me how to make your chest bigger.
To be honest, I didn't do anything special.
It's my gene. It's 100% my gene.
What about your mother?
All my family members are women.
But don't they say "chicken"?
They say "chicken" or "soy milk".
I know a girl who actually got bigger with "chicken".
I see.
Does it work?
Or is it like a massage?
Oh, a chest massage.
On the other hand, you don't go on a diet at all, do you?
I've lost weight since I started gravure.
I guess it's because I'm more visible now.
I've seen you on Twitter and magazines.
Thank you.
I didn't know you were actually this skinny.
I thought you had a chubby body.
But you have thin arms and legs.
Thank you very much.
When you go on a diet, you lose weight from your chest, don't you?
It's the same for me. I lose weight from my chest.
You do.
So I thought you had a secret, but it's your gene.
Kanashi-chan's YouTube channel has become popular.
Her secret is that her fans also try surprising her.
YouTube Mizuki-ssu subscriber count...
130,000 subscribers!
Yes, thank you!
That's amazing! It's a personal channel, right?
That's right!
That's what Sunshine Ikezaki-san was talking about earlier.
That's right!
What I saw was...
She was naked in an apron and was in a hurry to make a hot pot before her family came home.
She was naked in an apron and was in a hurry to make a hot pot.
She was like, "What are you doing in everyone's kitchen?"
I was like, "What is she doing in her family's kitchen?"
I also watch Akira 100%-san's videos.
How do you do it?
I just make a regular hot pot.
Is it a secret?
It's not in the show yet.
That's too scary!
I've actually seen my mom come in.
She had her butt out and was making a hot pot.
It was like my mom was watching me.
She was like, "What is she doing in her family's kitchen?"
Is your mom cooperative?
That's right!
Maybe she got angry when she saw it.
I think it's like, "Let her do whatever she wants."
But you have 130,000 subscribers!
That's amazing!
I have my own YouTube channel, but I only have about 50,000 subscribers.
Is it true?
I think it's about three times more than that.
If you have a lot of skin colors, you'll be erased.
Even if you're Akira 100%, you'll be erased.
Why aren't you erased?
I don't know either.
Do you have anything that you're erased from?
I have my own YouTube channel, but I also have a group channel called "Sherbet."
In "Sherbet," I take sumo wrestling in a swimsuit or fight in a swimsuit.
All of that is erased.
Wow!
Maybe it's because there are five girls in a group.
But I often run out of money.
But I'm trying my best to make money.
I'm trying to aim for a line that's not erotic.
So it's okay for me.
But 50,000 is a lot of money.
No, I want to increase the number of subscribers to my channel.
Then I'll do it with Sunshine once.
Yes, I always make clothes.
Please do it.
Please do a collaboration.
Please do it.
Let's do "Akira 100%" together.
Sounds good.
Please do it.
When the video goes viral, do you have anti- comments or negative comments?
Yes, I do.
There are times when people around me say bad things about me.
My manager told me, "Takamashi-chan, do you like men in a certain group?"
I said, "I don't like them at all."
Why?
Then she said, "Mizuki-chan is aiming for him and is in trouble because he contacts her very persistently."
I don't like it at all.
I think there are people who crush people who have a good wave.
Yes, there are.
I think there are people who don't like it at all.
That's a lie, isn't it?
Yes, I know him.
He knew me and said he wanted to meet me, so I met him.
You all met up and stuff like that.
Yes, and I called him because I'm a fan of the band.
Oh, so it's the other way around.
Yes, and yet you say you want to do a YouTube collaboration.
What? Wait a minute.
You can't do it?
I'm curious about the band members, but I'm also curious about that woman.
This is within the scope of what you can say...
It's okay if you can't say it, but...
It's not me, it's the staff.
They're giving out signs, so please...
They're saying, "Let's put a 'c' in it."
Um...
What? What?
Um...
I don't know.
Who is it? Do you know?
I may have only heard of his name.
Next week or so...
What?
So he's a hard-working graduate.
Has he been coming recently? I don't know, but...
I'll find out right away.
You can't tell that guy.
It's a secret.
I don't know if I can tell you.
I'll find out right away.
Um...
It's scary every time.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's a scary show.
Um...
Yes, yes, yes.
Um...
What?
Do you know him?
I don't know him.
I don't know him, but...
It's a very famous group.
Yes, it is.
At that time, it wasn't as famous as it is now.
It's amazing now.
It's been a year or two and it's amazing.
Yes.
I'm a little...
I like the vocalist.
What?
That's right.
I like the vocalist.
I was wondering if there was a vocalist.
Oh, I know.
I don't know.
But somehow I feel like I can't connect from there.
I know.
It's frustrating that you have to leave it alone.
That's right.
You have to leave it alone.
But even if you say that, it disappears right away.
That's right.
It disappears right away.
But maybe if you look at next week, it may come out.
But if you worry about it, there is no end.
That's right.
Don't worry about it and do your best on YouTube.
I'll do my best.
Miri-chan, who was chosen as the second Miss Brave Fushiko.
Were there any conflicts between girls in the club?
What does "Miss Brave Fujiko" mean?
It's an image of Team Brave Fujiko.
In the world of girls, there are a lot of contests.
It's a tough image.
That's right.
But we were all rivals while we were doing it.
We got along normally after the contest.
Well, we did get along a little.
But...
When you give an award,
the person in charge will give you an award.
So you should do something for him.
I've heard of it.
Yes, I've heard of it.
I didn't give him an award or ask him out for a meal or anything like that.
But when I was working somewhere else,
the producer wanted me to go home as soon as I finished work.
I'm from Chiba and I worked in Tokyo for a while.
So I wanted to go home as soon as I finished work.
But he said he'd give me a taxi fare, so I should go out for a meal.
So I went out with a few people who were related to me.
But they died of cancer, so when I said I'd go home,
I thought I'd get a taxi fare, but they gave me a credit card.
I asked for the credit card and password and they said "here you go", but I had no choice but to keep it.
The next day, I said "I'd like to return it", and he said "I'll take it to the site".
He was someone I still met, so I said "I'll take it", and he said "You can keep it forever".
What!?
I was like "What's going on?".
He said "No, you can keep it".
I said "No, I can't do that", and he said "I'd like to return it", and he said "Then let's go for lunch".
I was like "Why does it have to be like that?".
I said "Let's meet at the site".
But he kept asking me out, so I asked for help from the agency.
Then, the president of the agency sent me a very long letter of recommendation and told me to send it.
So I sent it and he said "I got it, you can keep it at the site".
I kept it.
After that, I worked with a few other girls at the time.
The other girls said "Let's go on a trip" or "Let's go to a hotel after lunch".
In the end, I ended up asking a lot of girls for help.
I see, so you were that kind of person.
That person was there from the beginning of the audition.
So, in the end, all the girls were cute and I think that's why they chose me.
Eh, that's...
Whose...
Can I say it?
I don't know if you know it or not, but...
Eh...
It's that, isn't it?
It changed, it changed, it changed!
He's a producer, and he's in an agency.
I think I know him.
He's that kind of person.
Is he cool?
If you say it like that, I think he's cool to some extent.
But I don't think he's young.
I think he's just an ordinary producer.
He's colorful.
It's like you're saying, "Jagisisis."
His way of contacting me is amazing.
It's like an old man club.
What do you mean by an old man club?
His emojis are really...
I bought it for nothing and sent it.
There are people who send LINE messages to girls, right?
But it's scary, isn't it?
He's still young.
What should you do in such a case?
I'm sure there is.
On the other hand, don't you have such an experience, Saganashi-chan?
Yes, I do.
It seems like you do.
You know, there are only gals, right?
I don't know if it's such a feeling, but I was invited to a gala golf.
Gala golf?
Yes, gala golf.
I said, "It's fine, but I don't have a wear."
He said, "Don't worry, I'll buy it for you."
He said, "I'll give you a wear and 10,000 yen, so let's go."
But what do you think of 10,000 yen?
No, I don't think of it at all.
I don't think of it at all.
It's like a settlement, isn't it?
I thought it wouldn't cost 10,000 yen.
But golf costs a lot of money, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
I thought it wouldn't cost that much, so I said no right away.
But when I think about how tired I would be,
I'd say about 10,000 yen.
That's realistic.
I know how you feel.
Right?
You must be very tired.
So you want about 10,000 yen, don't you?
Yes, plus the taxi fare to the venue and the wear.
If I had 10,000 yen...
That's true.
I'd think about it, but...
But you don't seem like you'd say it at all, do you?
I don't think it's good for me to say this on Twitter or something like that,
but there are people who say they've gone golfing a lot, right?
I think it's all a set-up.
Aren't there a lot of people who have just started going golfing?
No, there are a lot of people.
There are a lot of people who go golfing.
A lot of people watch it, don't they?
When you first start golfing, people around you say it a lot,
but you don't feel like going golfing at all.
No, it's all a set-up, isn't it?
I think it's suspicious.
Suspicious!
It's suspicious, isn't it?
How about you, Fuchigami-san?
Do you feel like you've been tricked or something like that?
I'm not a grappler, but...
I used to be in a stage play.
At that time, there were people who were involved in stage magic.
If you play a grappler or something like that, you might misunderstand each other a little, right?
Oh, I see.
Is it like cultural festival magic?
Cultural festival magic!
I don't know what you're talking about, but I think so.
I think it's like that.
I thought it might be okay, so I said, "Let's go eat."
So we went out to eat.
But, you know...
It's magic on stage.
When you go back to reality,
you start talking about how you eat and how you start talking about yourself.
So I thought, "Oh, that's not right."
I wasn't good at it, but...
I see a lot of people who use magic and go out with each other.
It works, doesn't it?
It works.
It works a lot.
If you have a daily life like "Let's eat and go home."
That's right.
If you notice it, you'll talk about it with someone.
It works.
But when the show is over, does the magic go away unexpectedly?
It goes away quickly.
Within a month, you can definitely break up.
That's fast.
Some people go to the next show.
That's right.
I think I'll see you at the next theater.
It's like "coro coro."
I think I'll get closer.
That's right.
That may be the case.